What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:32

-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun